Only in California

I lived in Indiana for a long time and I've had both Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses come to my door. I've also had random people hand me copies of the New Testament on the street. Today, though, I was walking down a one-way street by the park near our house and a white BMW approached from in front of me. An older woman with short gray hair stuck her head out the window. She said, "Hey, girlfriend. I don't usually do this, but this changed my life." She held this out:

"If you're not interested, pass it on to someone who might like it. It's from the Great White Eagle."

It was a first for me. California.